What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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