You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?