The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
