No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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