hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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