i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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