Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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