This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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