Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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