Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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