found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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