I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
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I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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