yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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