wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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