I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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