are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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