On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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