so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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