Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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