Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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