I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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