Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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