do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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