from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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