found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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