So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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