i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize