She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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