I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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