do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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