I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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