Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
