I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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