I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
did you just send me my own nude
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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