she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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