They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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