and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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