Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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