You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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