i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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