my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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