it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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