I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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