i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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