I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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