No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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