i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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