i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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