You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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