Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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