Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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