can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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