i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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